alexa... your mother. nope, your mother. and you'll call her now. *laughs* oh, you're here, too. well... hi again! err, i just wanted to say, this time this was lying underneath the christmas tree: it's called amazon echo. you were able to sign up, to get these things somehow...
in, like, a waiting list you were able to get these earlier, you're able to already test 'em. i was lucky, i got into the waiting list. i signed in a totally official way. so, it's not sponsored or anything, it's just totally real and... err... i thought we'd unbox it together. err...
for those who don't know it: amazon echo has a system called, like, alexa. and that's, err.. that's a hot thing, yeah.. and you can actually talk to her, you can bear your whole heart to her. there'ya can totally, err... do what the others did with google bot, etc. this we will do today with alexa.
and look, she comes in a hot plastic costume. it's, like, transparent, i totally love it. it also has a hot form, very palpable. and i'd say, we open the plastic costume a bit now. for that, i got this hot scissor here.. (scary music) i'll do it, because, you know, it's almost as hot (sharp means the same as hot) as alexa.. but we'll test it now. i'll start here, i'll start here carefully... and then...
hold on, i'll do it very very gently... oh yeah, we'll do it very gently. sometimes i'm bit wild. *grins* well, anyway, this is amazon echo, it still has a sticker on the top, i've gotta look... it's all glued together very safely, right. one second, let's see what comes out now... starts very well. it's got a lot of haptic. and there's a candle. oh! well, anyway, this now... the candle's off. *laughs*
now i gotta.. *laughs* well, in here is a black... a black box, yes. and then we look in here very quickly... *laughs* man, how stuffy she is, it's so disgusting. *laughs* that's technology like from a shoe box. yeah, there are no shoes in there. but... what we got in there.. that will especially please the women. it's amazon echo. well, err... the thing is wrapped in snother time.
here everywhere so nice... nope, i'll maybe get it closer to the camera if i manage to do that somehow.. or, maybe, the camera can zoom in. i don't know... it's an interactive camera. look, i got the camera, it's from amazon echo as well. zoom in on this thing briefly! yeah, this is what it looks like, (erotic music) it's beautiful. it's white and round and long..
and... very very palpable, too. and a bit nubby over here, as well.. it's gorgeous. and up here, i don't know... you can twist it here. and i'll look further now.. well... here we have another little thingy. of course the plug, like with amazon fire tv here a half round plug as well. the plugs from the amazon devices are very beautiful. i don't know... well..
alexa is an artificial intelligence. that's what it is. which somehow saves orders and stuff like it in the cloud, it's able to learn... and it extends with the ai to, like, skynet. the thing totally spies on you. and... err... delivers all the data to the nsa. no, no... i have no clue, to be honest. err... doesn't matter anyway.
if amazon memorizes my music wished, then thats okay with me. my music wishes aren't that exotic. if you say now something like.. er... alexa, please play gitte and horst for me now. or "what do i have on my grocery list?". these aren't like my big secrets were one can like... i don't know. i don't think this is good. here it's got a black plug.
although, on the other hand.. that's of course a bit... nope, actually i think it's fine, because... err... why always the same plugs it's a bit... whereas i gotta say, the black plug is a bit shorter. is this plug racism, yet? is this plug racism? i don't know. political correct would be... of course, if the black plug... if the cable was a bit longer... but there isn't even one. yeah... merely hardware-technically of course.
i don't know what you're interpreting into it, you dirty fool. there's a manual, too. a manual, and with it some echodot instruction, etc. err and down here.. the cable, there it is. the cable was just hidden. it disappeared in the pants' leg... can always happen. well, i'll plug in the cable now. i'll do it now. it can be this fast.
i'd say we'll connect this fine piece and try it! i'm outta here. see ya! well, we got power now. here's the plug and i thought, i'd plug it in now, live.. i don't know, if you can see it... err... i'll put it in... there is were it belongs virtually. now it glows here a bit. and here it glow very much. this looks good already. i don't exactly what happens.
i think she's initializing right now. alexa awakes. i don't know yet what i'm supposed to do. i'll press this here.. right now it's booting, we'll wait.. alexa. alexa! alexa... please...
but i didn't dare to start the app yet. and... err... it should be here now.. i'll open it... amazon alexa, there it's being opened.. and now i just gotta login with my amazon data. and that's totally awesome if you have some cryptic password you don't know by heart. *laughs* see you soon *laughs* well... now, finally, we are logged in. that's not so exciting now. welcome erik range. i can look here very briefly.
erm... christmas songs with alexa, sing the most beautiful christmas songs with me. just say: alexa, sing a christmas song. christmas song!! ok, press fraction key for five seconds.. one.. two.. three.. four.. five..
personalize alex.. starts glowing. alexa... play some christmas songs. alexa... sing a christmas song.
in cases of emergency you even can crack nuts with it. you gotta be kidding me, man. *laughs* i just want to play a fucking christmas song! alexa... play a christmas song. *epic music*
man. *hit song christmas music* jerking off... (wichsen and vixen are homophones) man, i'd rather like doing that right now, too. *laughs* alexa... fuck off!
are you single?
"boi." wann were you born?
i'm your father.
what does the fox say?
alexa .. tell another joke.
and people encounter more and more and even more. this was amazon echo. i'll put it somewhere in my place. erm... to be honest, the thing is still a bit expensive. i think it costs around 180 bucks at amazon. and right now it's not released, which means you gotta sign in to order it.. etc. like i said, i just came into this.. i just signed in this and so on. right know it's a bit green... she doesn't know that much yet. and many of the english easter eggs aren't included in german yet.
so, there still has to be done something, but know we finished another unboxing. i hope you liked it. with this girlie here which spies on us all the time.. er... *laughs* and if you enjoyed err... maybe you wanna.. maybe you got some own suggestions about what to test next time. maybe an akasha pillar for 5,000â‚¬. please not actually this one. err... but maybe you got some ideas. write if you got some own stuff, some crazy, funny or new stuff.
something one should unbox, something one should test, wirte it into the comments. i'd be glad to try it out for you. and now, missy alexa comes with me, gonna play some songs. and then we keep looking how she fits into the apartment. thank you very very much for watching, i hope you had as much fun as i did trying it out. it really was... amazing. and, err, yeah with this i wanna say goodbye. good night.